http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/ - - - - LiveJournal.com Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:30:53 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com dear_idioms 8207502 personal http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/52154933/8207502 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/ 100 93 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/67384.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:30:53 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/67384.html <a href="http://keanuconnection.com/">http://keanuconnection.com/</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://keanuconnection.com/news/wp-content/woo_uploads/12-0042.jpg"> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/67384.html public 2 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/67225.html Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:43:34 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/67225.html my roommates are so fucking cool http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/67225.html public 3 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66920.html Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:48:05 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66920.html <lj-embed id="22" /><br /><br />BABES DUDE. http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66920.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66577.html Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:15:11 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66577.html i have the coolest best friend ever. http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66577.html public 1 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66493.html Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:11:06 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66493.html <img src="http://www.connectreviews.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/epson_stylus_cx9400fax.jpg"><br /><br />50 bucks http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66493.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66251.html Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:36:35 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66251.html 1) Have you ever taken a shower with another person?<br />just monica's mom<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />2) Who ended your last relationship?<br />art and jazz<br /><br /><br />3) What were you doing 30 minutes ago?<br />watching my roommates clean the house and putting an egg in a boiling pot of noodle soup<br /><br /><br /><br />4) Have you ever been in love?<br />yea<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />5) Where is your mom at?<br />she's probably over at alex tucker's house<br /><br /><br /><br />6) 8th text in your inbox?<br />R U gai<br /><br /><br />7) Something you are excited about<br />doing drugs in the woods with my friends maybe tomorrow<br /><br /><br /><br />8) Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?<br />no i can't. <br /><br /><br /><br />9) Do you regret your past relationships?<br />ummmm... no<br /><br /><br />10) What are you doing tonight?<br />taking a shower with monica's mom<br /><br /><br />11)What is the last thing you said aloud?<br />am i gonna get salmonella from not cooking this egg for 3 minutes<br /><br /><br />12) What was the last thing you had to drink?<br />kid rock's semen <br /><br /><br />13) What are you doing tomorrow?<br />unpacking my new room, maybe going out to the forest with friends<br /><br /><br />14) Where is your dad?<br />waiting for my mom to get back from alex tucker's house<br /><br />15) Last girl you talked on the phone with?<br />brooke<br /><br /><br />16) Last guy you talked on the phone with?<br />paris<br /><br /><br />17)How many states have you lived in?<br />three<br /><br /><br /><br />18) Do you love anyone?<br />i love my possessions <br /><br /><br /><br />19) How are you feeling at the moment?<br />kinda sketched about that egg i just ate<br /><br /><br /><br />20) Have you ever kissed anyone named Sally?<br />i have never met a sally in my life and i hope to keep it that way.<br /><br /><br /><br />21) How would you describe your best friend in one word?<br />badass<br /><br /><br /><br />22) Where was your default picture taken?<br />a dark ally in the early 1900s<br /><br /><br />23) Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?<br />garrett!!!<br /><br /><br />24) Are you friends with the last person you kissed?<br />yessss<br /><br /><br />25) Who was the last person you drove with?<br />matt, duh<br /><br /><br /><br />26) Where’s your favorite place to be?<br />anywhere outside in the evenings <br /><br /><br /><br />27) Name something that made you laugh today?<br />waking up this morning, walking into the living room, and seeing matt curled up on the couch<br /><br /><br />28) Would you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?<br />would you ever kiss the last person you kissed again, kissy mckissing a lot???<br /><br /><br /><br />29) If you could move somewhere else, would you?<br />not for a while<br /><br /><br /><br />30) Ever kissed under fireworks?<br />i kissed monica under fireworks once. IT WAS HOT.<br /><br /><br /><br />31) Do you believe exes can be friends?<br />"theres no way that would ever happen in the history of time"<br />-monica<br /><br /><br /><br />32) Do you prefer to call or text?<br />i'd rather meet up with someone by coincidence and have a conversation with them face to face. it's more meaningful that way.<br /><br /><br /><br />33) Who was the last person you took a picture of?<br />matt wearing a fake mustache <br /><br /><br />34) Was yesterday better than today?<br />eh, they've been about the same so far<br /><br /><br />35) Can you live a day without TV?<br />wow<br /><br /><br />36) What are you listening to?<br />listening closely to hear grace's car pull up so i can get off her computer as quickly as possible, run up stairs, and pretend like i've been hard at work moving stuff this whole time<br /><br /><br />37) What is your ring tone?<br />vibrator <br /><br /><br />39) Last time you spent the night at someone's house?<br />dentist about a month ago<br /><br /><br /><br />40) Would you rather watch football or baseball?<br />baseball!<br /><br /><br />41) Coke or Pepsi?<br />rootbeer<br /><br /><br />42) Beer or Liquor?<br />BEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUHGUHGUHGUHG<br /><br /><br />43) Who is your favorite myspace friend?<br />haha<br /><br /><br /><br />44) What is your favorite holiday?<br />halloween. it used to be christmas but then i found out that the whole santa claus thing is a fucking sham. what the fuck.<br /><br /><br />45) Do you go to college?<br />not right now<br /><br /><br />46) Are you currently wearing shoes?<br />yes...<br /><br />47) Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?<br />no<br /><br /><br />48) What is your favorite sport to play?<br />badmitten <br /><br /><br />49) To watch?<br />monica's mom giving me a blow-j<br /><br /><br />50) Do you have a job?<br />yea<br /><br /><br /><br />51) Do you have a gf/bf?<br />nope<br /><br /><br /><br />52) If not, do you have a crush?<br />yep!<br /><br /><br /><br />53) Does your crush like you back?<br />"i dont like people that like me back"<br />-monica<br /><br /><br />55) McCain or Obama?<br />McCain.<br /><br /><br />56) What's your favorite food?<br />mac and cheese. sushi. bacon. pizza flavored things. french fries.<br /><br /><br />57) What are you afraid of?<br />spiders and weirdos <br /><br /><br />58) If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?<br />people to stop being fucking idiots all the time<br />and for there to be dogpeople. like, they think and act pretty much exactly like humans.. they wear clothes and stuff and go to high school and attempt college and work at pizza places washing dishes and get confused by human behavior including their own as their experiences and relationships affect them both negatively and positively.. and they grow and slowly learn to see the greater meaning in this fucked up world and how to see the beauty in little things that helps make it all worth it.. but they look like dogs.<br /><br /><br />59) If you have a bf/gf how long has your relationship been?<br />dogpeople<br /><br /><br />60) Do you like feet?<br />yes, they're great. http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/66251.html public 2 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65888.html Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:43:22 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65888.html i can't for those wieners to get back home.<br /><br /><br />hey, here's something: i just flew in from a spaghettios convention and boyardees arms tired! http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65888.html pathetic public 1 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65758.html Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:09:49 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65758.html <img src="http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/beavis_and_butthead.jpg"><br /><br />i can't wait for halloween http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65758.html public 2 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65303.html Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:17:58 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65303.html family vacations with the simurda's are always sweet. my parents are inviting all my friends from so cali and p-town to come next summer!! it wouldn't be with all the family though, just good ol' diana, bruce, and robin. it's not going to be really funny, you shouldn't be excited.<br /><br />here are some of the gems:<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/200908198.jpg"><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/200909224.jpg"><br /> <br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/200909253.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/200909413.jpg"><br /><br />and i leave you with this <br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/smeltonjohn-1.jpg"><br />sweet dreams http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65303.html emilyanne! emilyanne! public 2 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65109.html Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:04:07 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65109.html life is so cool sometimes http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/65109.html not the cranberries.... not the cranberries.... tired public 2 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64806.html Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:54:17 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64806.html i found a place! i'm moving into matt's old room on lombard! i'm so happy. and relievedddd. <br /><br />herbosa, nick, and zeke: this is 4 u<br /><br /><lj-embed id="21" /> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64806.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64532.html Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:58:26 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64532.html and a pizza place. oh my god, ok it's a decent hour now, i need to emerge from these murky depths and deliver the golden dagger to the king of portland. then stab him with it when he's not looking!!<br /><br />i think this video should be a requirement for all beings not of the sea.<br /> (do not watch if you have a dorsal fin or gills)<br /><br /><lj-embed id="20" /><br /><br />l8r http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64532.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64457.html Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:34:26 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64457.html DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP A BOTTLE OF OLD CHUB AT A CONVENIENT STORE NEAR YOU!<br /><br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/OLDCHUB.jpg"> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64457.html public 3 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64244.html Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:20:45 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64244.html i woke up at 6 this morning. what am i supposed to do? oh, normal people stuff. if only i knew what that stuff was...<br />i missed my goddamn flight yesterday. the airport fucked up and gave my seat away even though i got there 50 minutes prior. whatever, i'm flying out today. i hate portland right now. my besties are off gallivanting around the country while i'm stuck here left with nothing other to do at 6 in the morning but take photobooth pictures of myself on grace's computer. <br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo102.jpg"><br />that's an old chub right there hitting me in the face, in case you couldn't tell.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo29-1.jpg"><br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo40.jpg"><br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo77.jpg"><br />nuurr<br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo89.jpg"><br />aannnddd i SHOULD be here right now<br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo113.jpg"><br />lucky for all of you, i'm here. <br />doing this. http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/64244.html cats wont shuttup cats wont shuttup public 3 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63949.html Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:25:01 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63949.html you've gone missin'<br />and i'm missin' you http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63949.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63605.html Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:14:01 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63605.html <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/IMGP1807.jpg"> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63605.html public 2 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63475.html Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:10:18 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63475.html i am such a lurker! i almost just posted the creepiest shit ever. so glad i just deleted all of it. <br /><br />i gotta go meet alex tucker for pizza. l8r http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63475.html so fucking excited! 4 serious public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63205.html Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:26:22 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63205.html i just wanna cuddle with a dentist.<br />blahhhh whatever river rafting was tight! http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/63205.html public 1 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62521.html Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:42:53 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62521.html i quit smoking and i'm not going to drink for at least a month. i decided all this today at the river so now i'm all figitey and in the process of keeping my mind occupied and off those sweet golden smoking sticks that make me feel like a skeksis from the dark crystal... i found this gumby dvd at my house with this fucking incredible episode on it<br /><br /><lj-embed id="19" /> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62521.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62248.html Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:39:44 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62248.html is it worth it?<br /><br />yes or no<br /><br /><br />p.s. mons, check yo inbox on this thing http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62248.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62169.html Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:45:29 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62169.html monica kicked kelly's ass at DDR. surprised? i'm not. <br />simpsons pinnball: be still my beating heart.<br />park beers and handle bar rides.<br />funnest days of my life<br /><br />so everything's just fine and dandy until the meal worms in the fridge start turning into beetles..<br /><br />:( it's really gross. http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/62169.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61839.html Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:33:35 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61839.html <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/boy-meets-worldcopy.jpg"> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61839.html public 0 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61440.html Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:03:35 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61440.html <img src="http://th06.deviantart.net/fs44/300W/i/2009/166/4/d/Demon_Trix_Skinviatational_by_EvilMark.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://brandnoise.typepad.com/brand_noise/images/furries.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/PTGPOD/104955a-FB.jpg"> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61440.html public 2 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61316.html Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:58:46 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61316.html make mobile with cousin<br /><br />buy tape recorder for books on tape (narrated by robin simurda)<br />((if there is a book you have been wanting to read but just haven't got around to it or you would just rather have a cassette tape of me reading it to you, email me the title of the book and your address)) helloheyohio@gmail8====D~~~.com<br /><br />make my best friend something awesome for her birthday<br /><br />find a small house for under $1000 to move into with matt, bill, dean, and maybe kelly if he's down<br /><br />make more dioramas for my friends<br /><br />cry when herbosa and amanda leave<br /><br />draw a portrait of phil collins<br /><br />get t-shirts made for our Seymour Butts (and/or Smash Mouth) bowling league<br /><br />teach zelda to play fetch<br /><br />learn how to play guitar, bass, and drums<br /><br />rock out with my cock out<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.thecountscrypt.com/photos/2008-The%20crypt/demonweb.jpg"> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61316.html public 2 http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61166.html Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:15:29 GMT http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61166.html <lj-embed id="18" /> http://dear-idioms.livejournal.com/61166.html public 0