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now more than ever before

2009-11-06T23:30:53Z

http://keanuconnection.com/

dear_idioms @ 2009-09-27T14:43:00

2009-09-27T21:43:34Z

my roommates are so fucking cool

You can't go forcing something if it's just not right

2009-09-15T01:48:05Z

BABES DUDE.

monica love

2009-09-06T08:15:11Z

i have the coolest best friend ever.

does anyone want this?

2009-09-01T19:11:06Z

50 bucks

i'm talking

2009-09-01T00:36:35Z

1) Have you ever taken a shower with another person?
just monica's mom

2) Who ended your last relationship?
art and jazz

3) What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
watching my roommates clean the house and putting an egg in a boiling pot of noodle soup

4) Have you ever been in love?
yea

5) Where is your mom at?
she's probably over at alex tucker's house

6) 8th text in your inbox?
R U gai

7) Something you are excited about
doing drugs in the woods with my friends maybe tomorrow

8) Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
no i can't.

9) Do you regret your past relationships?
ummmm... no

10) What are you doing tonight?
taking a shower with monica's mom

11)What is the last thing you said aloud?
am i gonna get salmonella from not cooking this egg for 3 minutes

12) What was the last thing you had to drink?
kid rock's semen

13) What are you doing tomorrow?
unpacking my new room, maybe going out to the forest with friends

14) Where is your dad?
waiting for my mom to get back from alex tucker's house

15) Last girl you talked on the phone with?
brooke

16) Last guy you talked on the phone with?
paris

17)How many states have you lived in?
three

18) Do you love anyone?
i love my possessions

19) How are you feeling at the moment?
kinda sketched about that egg i just ate

20) Have you ever kissed anyone named Sally?
i have never met a sally in my life and i hope to keep it that way.

21) How would you describe your best friend in one word?
badass

22) Where was your default picture taken?
a dark ally in the early 1900s

23) Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
garrett!!!

24) Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
yessss

25) Who was the last person you drove with?
matt, duh

26) Where’s your favorite place to be?
anywhere outside in the evenings

27) Name something that made you laugh today?
waking up this morning, walking into the living room, and seeing matt curled up on the couch

28) Would you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?
would you ever kiss the last person you kissed again, kissy mckissing a lot???

29) If you could move somewhere else, would you?
not for a while

30) Ever kissed under fireworks?
i kissed monica under fireworks once. IT WAS HOT.

31) Do you believe exes can be friends?
"theres no way that would ever happen in the history of time"
-monica

32) Do you prefer to call or text?
i'd rather meet up with someone by coincidence and have a conversation with them face to face. it's more meaningful that way.

33) Who was the last person you took a picture of?
matt wearing a fake mustache

34) Was yesterday better than today?
eh, they've been about the same so far

35) Can you live a day without TV?
wow

36) What are you listening to?
listening closely to hear grace's car pull up so i can get off her computer as quickly as possible, run up stairs, and pretend like i've been hard at work moving stuff this whole time

37) What is your ring tone?
vibrator

39) Last time you spent the night at someone's house?
dentist about a month ago

40) Would you rather watch football or baseball?
baseball!

41) Coke or Pepsi?
rootbeer

42) Beer or Liquor?
BEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUHGUHGUHGUHG

43) Who is your favorite myspace friend?
haha

44) What is your favorite holiday?
halloween. it used to be christmas but then i found out that the whole santa claus thing is a fucking sham. what the fuck.

45) Do you go to college?
not right now

46) Are you currently wearing shoes?
yes...

47) Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?
no

48) What is your favorite sport to play?
badmitten

49) To watch?
monica's mom giving me a blow-j

50) Do you have a job?
yea

51) Do you have a gf/bf?
nope

52) If not, do you have a crush?
yep!

53) Does your crush like you back?
"i dont like people that like me back"
-monica

55) McCain or Obama?
McCain.

56) What's your favorite food?
mac and cheese. sushi. bacon. pizza flavored things. french fries.

57) What are you afraid of?
spiders and weirdos

58) If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
people to stop being fucking idiots all the time
and for there to be dogpeople. like, they think and act pretty much exactly like humans.. they wear clothes and stuff and go to high school and attempt college and work at pizza places washing dishes and get confused by human behavior including their own as their experiences and relationships affect them both negatively and positively.. and they grow and slowly learn to see the greater meaning in this fucked up world and how to see the beauty in little things that helps make it all worth it.. but they look like dogs.

59) If you have a bf/gf how long has your relationship been?
dogpeople

60) Do you like feet?
yes, they're great.

dear_idioms @ 2009-08-31T16:41:00

2009-08-31T23:43:22Z

i can't for those wieners to get back home.

hey, here's something: i just flew in from a spaghettios convention and boyardees arms tired!

me and matt

2009-08-31T20:09:49Z

i can't wait for halloween

welcome to bass lake, bitch

2009-08-31T04:17:58Z

family vacations with the simurda's are always sweet. my parents are inviting all my friends from so cali and p-town to come next summer!! it wouldn't be with all the family though, just good ol' diana, bruce, and robin. it's not going to be really funny, you shouldn't be excited.

here are some of the gems:

and i leave you with this

sweet dreams

the good stuff

2009-08-29T22:04:07Z

life is so cool sometimes

toss me a carrot!

2009-08-28T22:54:17Z

i found a place! i'm moving into matt's old room on lombard! i'm so happy. and relievedddd.

herbosa, nick, and zeke: this is 4 u

scrub a dub dub 2 guys, a girl, and a chub

2009-08-24T15:58:26Z

and a pizza place. oh my god, ok it's a decent hour now, i need to emerge from these murky depths and deliver the golden dagger to the king of portland. then stab him with it when he's not looking!!

i think this video should be a requirement for all beings not of the sea.
(do not watch if you have a dorsal fin or gills)

l8r

OH YEAH

2009-08-24T15:34:26Z

DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP A BOTTLE OF OLD CHUB AT A CONVENIENT STORE NEAR YOU!

old chub

2009-08-24T14:20:45Z

i woke up at 6 this morning. what am i supposed to do? oh, normal people stuff. if only i knew what that stuff was...
i missed my goddamn flight yesterday. the airport fucked up and gave my seat away even though i got there 50 minutes prior. whatever, i'm flying out today. i hate portland right now. my besties are off gallivanting around the country while i'm stuck here left with nothing other to do at 6 in the morning but take photobooth pictures of myself on grace's computer.

that's an old chub right there hitting me in the face, in case you couldn't tell.

nuurr

aannnddd i SHOULD be here right now

lucky for all of you, i'm here.
doing this.

punk rock WILL pay for my condo!!

2009-08-22T22:25:01Z

you've gone missin'
and i'm missin' you

oh my god monica and kelly

2009-08-19T03:14:01Z

are you serious dude?

2009-08-19T03:10:18Z

i am such a lurker! i almost just posted the creepiest shit ever. so glad i just deleted all of it.

i gotta go meet alex tucker for pizza. l8r

dear_idioms @ 2009-08-03T23:23:00

2009-08-04T06:26:22Z

i just wanna cuddle with a dentist.
blahhhh whatever river rafting was tight!

dear_idioms @ 2009-07-28T00:37:00

2009-07-28T07:42:53Z

i quit smoking and i'm not going to drink for at least a month. i decided all this today at the river so now i'm all figitey and in the process of keeping my mind occupied and off those sweet golden smoking sticks that make me feel like a skeksis from the dark crystal... i found this gumby dvd at my house with this fucking incredible episode on it

dear_idioms @ 2009-07-21T15:38:00

2009-07-21T22:39:44Z

is it worth it?

yes or no

p.s. mons, check yo inbox on this thing

summer jams

2009-07-17T05:45:29Z

monica kicked kelly's ass at DDR. surprised? i'm not.
simpsons pinnball: be still my beating heart.
park beers and handle bar rides.
funnest days of my life

so everything's just fine and dandy until the meal worms in the fridge start turning into beetles..

:( it's really gross.

dear_idioms @ 2009-07-13T14:30:00

2009-07-13T21:33:35Z

dear_idioms @ 2009-07-12T19:57:00

2009-07-13T03:03:35Z

listy

2009-07-13T02:58:46Z

make mobile with cousin

buy tape recorder for books on tape (narrated by robin simurda)
((if there is a book you have been wanting to read but just haven't got around to it or you would just rather have a cassette tape of me reading it to you, email me the title of the book and your address)) helloheyohio@gmail8====D~~~.com

make my best friend something awesome for her birthday

find a small house for under $1000 to move into with matt, bill, dean, and maybe kelly if he's down

make more dioramas for my friends

cry when herbosa and amanda leave

draw a portrait of phil collins

get t-shirts made for our Seymour Butts (and/or Smash Mouth) bowling league

teach zelda to play fetch

learn how to play guitar, bass, and drums

rock out with my cock out

CHURCHFLOOR

2009-07-13T02:15:29Z