urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms $$$ FUCKING DESTROY 2009-12-20T00:24:05Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:69596 2009-12-20T00:24:05Z 2009-12-20T00:24:05Z <lj-embed id="24" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:69255 2009-12-20T00:23:18Z 2009-12-20T00:23:18Z <lj-embed id="23" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:69095 2009-12-19T09:15:44Z 2009-12-19T09:31:25Z winter is cold.<br />..<br />..............<br />...<br />..<br />........:)..)))<br />____________________<br /><br />8=============D~~~~<br />..<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~<br />:D<br /><br />and you wonder just how lost inside can be.<br /><br /><br />___ urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:68743 2009-12-16T17:25:26Z 2009-12-16T19:07:33Z you know the one where there's that really close group of friends who you couldn't separate even if you tried. winter comes and everyone's mindsets begin to warp; people leave for new experiences or to fulfill some sort of calling from the world. you realize once again that everything is temporary, even though you knew it all along. the relationships that have been made are strong and will never be broken, but they pause to take a breath for now.. up in an air of emotional confusion. for some, trusts are broken only to be regained and broken again. others are pulled by their restless minds and visions of pyramids, the eiffle tower, and all the other great undertakings this world has to offer. then before you know it, they're all gone except for two who have become ridiculously close in the past couple of months. and they're driving to the airport, smiling with nervous excitement for reality has finally smacked them in the face with the back of its ice cold hand; the stagnant comfort, which was so good for us then, is all over now. it's like the end of that one movie where the nostalgic music plays loudly and they say goodbye. hands shaking, we say goodbye. maybe it's more like the beginning of one of those independent canadian horror films with the two goth teenagers who smoke cigarettes, get their periods, and turn into werewolves. yeah, maybe it's more like that.<br /><br />now the comfort is gone and i'm working towards throwing myself out there into that eminent mess of basements and mud i have yet to sleep in. soon enough..<br /><br />i'm thinkin' next summer. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:68467 2009-12-14T23:40:01Z 2009-12-14T23:40:01Z chode urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:68160 2009-12-07T06:53:09Z 2009-12-07T06:53:09Z i feel like a crazy. everyone's all like, "yeah fuck that. shiiiit." and i'm like, "yeah i know, but.." and then he's like, and then i'm like, "_______________________ ______________________________ _____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ________________ _______________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ __________________________________________ _______________________________________________." <br /><br />tra la la. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:68029 2009-12-04T00:05:23Z 2009-12-04T00:08:33Z it's pretty cold urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:67644 2009-11-17T22:58:48Z 2009-11-17T22:58:48Z everything is so fucking awesome. but i wish motorhomes were more in my price range. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:67384 2009-11-06T23:30:53Z 2009-11-06T23:30:53Z <a href="http://keanuconnection.com/">http://keanuconnection.com/</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://keanuconnection.com/news/wp-content/woo_uploads/12-0042.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:67225 2009-09-27T21:43:34Z 2009-09-27T21:43:34Z my roommates are so fucking cool urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:66920 2009-09-15T01:48:05Z 2009-09-15T01:51:04Z <lj-embed id="22" /><br /><br />BABES DUDE. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:66577 2009-09-06T08:15:11Z 2009-09-06T08:15:11Z i have the coolest best friend ever. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:66493 2009-09-01T19:11:06Z 2009-09-01T19:11:06Z <img src="http://www.connectreviews.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/epson_stylus_cx9400fax.jpg"><br /><br />50 bucks urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:66251 2009-09-01T00:36:35Z 2009-09-01T00:51:50Z 1) Have you ever taken a shower with another person?<br />just monica's mom<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />2) Who ended your last relationship?<br />art and jazz<br /><br /><br />3) What were you doing 30 minutes ago?<br />watching my roommates clean the house and putting an egg in a boiling pot of noodle soup<br /><br /><br /><br />4) Have you ever been in love?<br />yea<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />5) Where is your mom at?<br />she's probably over at alex tucker's house<br /><br /><br /><br />6) 8th text in your inbox?<br />R U gai<br /><br /><br />7) Something you are excited about<br />doing drugs in the woods with my friends maybe tomorrow<br /><br /><br /><br />8) Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?<br />no i can't. <br /><br /><br /><br />9) Do you regret your past relationships?<br />ummmm... no<br /><br /><br />10) What are you doing tonight?<br />taking a shower with monica's mom<br /><br /><br />11)What is the last thing you said aloud?<br />am i gonna get salmonella from not cooking this egg for 3 minutes<br /><br /><br />12) What was the last thing you had to drink?<br />kid rock's semen <br /><br /><br />13) What are you doing tomorrow?<br />unpacking my new room, maybe going out to the forest with friends<br /><br /><br />14) Where is your dad?<br />waiting for my mom to get back from alex tucker's house<br /><br />15) Last girl you talked on the phone with?<br />brooke<br /><br /><br />16) Last guy you talked on the phone with?<br />paris<br /><br /><br />17)How many states have you lived in?<br />three<br /><br /><br /><br />18) Do you love anyone?<br />i love my possessions <br /><br /><br /><br />19) How are you feeling at the moment?<br />kinda sketched about that egg i just ate<br /><br /><br /><br />20) Have you ever kissed anyone named Sally?<br />i have never met a sally in my life and i hope to keep it that way.<br /><br /><br /><br />21) How would you describe your best friend in one word?<br />badass<br /><br /><br /><br />22) Where was your default picture taken?<br />a dark ally in the early 1900s<br /><br /><br />23) Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?<br />garrett!!!<br /><br /><br />24) Are you friends with the last person you kissed?<br />yessss<br /><br /><br />25) Who was the last person you drove with?<br />matt, duh<br /><br /><br /><br />26) Where’s your favorite place to be?<br />anywhere outside in the evenings <br /><br /><br /><br />27) Name something that made you laugh today?<br />waking up this morning, walking into the living room, and seeing matt curled up on the couch<br /><br /><br />28) Would you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?<br />would you ever kiss the last person you kissed again, kissy mckissing a lot???<br /><br /><br /><br />29) If you could move somewhere else, would you?<br />not for a while<br /><br /><br /><br />30) Ever kissed under fireworks?<br />i kissed monica under fireworks once. IT WAS HOT.<br /><br /><br /><br />31) Do you believe exes can be friends?<br />"theres no way that would ever happen in the history of time"<br />-monica<br /><br /><br /><br />32) Do you prefer to call or text?<br />i'd rather meet up with someone by coincidence and have a conversation with them face to face. it's more meaningful that way.<br /><br /><br /><br />33) Who was the last person you took a picture of?<br />matt wearing a fake mustache <br /><br /><br />34) Was yesterday better than today?<br />eh, they've been about the same so far<br /><br /><br />35) Can you live a day without TV?<br />wow<br /><br /><br />36) What are you listening to?<br />listening closely to hear grace's car pull up so i can get off her computer as quickly as possible, run up stairs, and pretend like i've been hard at work moving stuff this whole time<br /><br /><br />37) What is your ring tone?<br />vibrator <br /><br /><br />39) Last time you spent the night at someone's house?<br />dentist about a month ago<br /><br /><br /><br />40) Would you rather watch football or baseball?<br />baseball!<br /><br /><br />41) Coke or Pepsi?<br />rootbeer<br /><br /><br />42) Beer or Liquor?<br />BEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUHGUHGUHGUHG<br /><br /><br />43) Who is your favorite myspace friend?<br />haha<br /><br /><br /><br />44) What is your favorite holiday?<br />halloween. it used to be christmas but then i found out that the whole santa claus thing is a fucking sham. what the fuck.<br /><br /><br />45) Do you go to college?<br />not right now<br /><br /><br />46) Are you currently wearing shoes?<br />yes...<br /><br />47) Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?<br />no<br /><br /><br />48) What is your favorite sport to play?<br />badmitten <br /><br /><br />49) To watch?<br />monica's mom giving me a blow-j<br /><br /><br />50) Do you have a job?<br />yea<br /><br /><br /><br />51) Do you have a gf/bf?<br />nope<br /><br /><br /><br />52) If not, do you have a crush?<br />yep!<br /><br /><br /><br />53) Does your crush like you back?<br />"i dont like people that like me back"<br />-monica<br /><br /><br />55) McCain or Obama?<br />McCain.<br /><br /><br />56) What's your favorite food?<br />mac and cheese. sushi. bacon. pizza flavored things. french fries.<br /><br /><br />57) What are you afraid of?<br />spiders and weirdos <br /><br /><br />58) If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?<br />people to stop being fucking idiots all the time<br />and for there to be dogpeople. like, they think and act pretty much exactly like humans.. they wear clothes and stuff and go to high school and attempt college and work at pizza places washing dishes and get confused by human behavior including their own as their experiences and relationships affect them both negatively and positively.. and they grow and slowly learn to see the greater meaning in this fucked up world and how to see the beauty in little things that helps make it all worth it.. but they look like dogs.<br /><br /><br />59) If you have a bf/gf how long has your relationship been?<br />dogpeople<br /><br /><br />60) Do you like feet?<br />yes, they're great. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:65888 2009-08-31T23:43:22Z 2009-08-31T23:43:22Z i can't for those wieners to get back home.<br /><br /><br />hey, here's something: i just flew in from a spaghettios convention and boyardees arms tired! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:65758 2009-08-31T20:09:49Z 2009-08-31T20:10:52Z <img src="http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/beavis_and_butthead.jpg"><br /><br />i can't wait for halloween urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:65303 2009-08-31T04:17:58Z 2009-08-31T04:19:09Z emilyanne! family vacations with the simurda's are always sweet. my parents are inviting all my friends from so cali and p-town to come next summer!! it wouldn't be with all the family though, just good ol' diana, bruce, and robin. it's not going to be really funny, you shouldn't be excited.<br /><br />here are some of the gems:<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/200908198.jpg"><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/200909224.jpg"><br /> <br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/200909253.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/200909413.jpg"><br /><br />and i leave you with this <br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/smeltonjohn-1.jpg"><br />sweet dreams urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:65109 2009-08-29T22:04:07Z 2009-08-29T22:04:07Z not the cranberries.... life is so cool sometimes urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:64806 2009-08-28T22:54:17Z 2009-08-28T22:54:17Z i found a place! i'm moving into matt's old room on lombard! i'm so happy. and relievedddd. <br /><br />herbosa, nick, and zeke: this is 4 u<br /><br /><lj-embed id="21" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:64532 2009-08-24T15:58:26Z 2009-08-24T15:58:26Z and a pizza place. oh my god, ok it's a decent hour now, i need to emerge from these murky depths and deliver the golden dagger to the king of portland. then stab him with it when he's not looking!!<br /><br />i think this video should be a requirement for all beings not of the sea.<br /> (do not watch if you have a dorsal fin or gills)<br /><br /><lj-embed id="20" /><br /><br />l8r urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:64457 2009-08-24T15:34:26Z 2009-08-24T15:34:26Z DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP A BOTTLE OF OLD CHUB AT A CONVENIENT STORE NEAR YOU!<br /><br /><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/OLDCHUB.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:64244 2009-08-24T14:20:45Z 2009-08-24T14:50:00Z cats wont shuttup i woke up at 6 this morning. what am i supposed to do? oh, normal people stuff. if only i knew what that stuff was...<br />i missed my goddamn flight yesterday. the airport fucked up and gave my seat away even though i got there 50 minutes prior. whatever, i'm flying out today. i hate portland right now. my besties are off gallivanting around the country while i'm stuck here left with nothing other to do at 6 in the morning but take photobooth pictures of myself on grace's computer. <br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo102.jpg"><br />that's an old chub right there hitting me in the face, in case you couldn't tell.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo29-1.jpg"><br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo40.jpg"><br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo77.jpg"><br />nuurr<br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo89.jpg"><br />aannnddd i SHOULD be here right now<br /><br /> <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/Photo113.jpg"><br />lucky for all of you, i'm here. <br />doing this. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:63949 2009-08-22T22:25:01Z 2009-08-22T22:35:22Z you've gone missin'<br />and i'm missin' you urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:63605 2009-08-19T03:14:01Z 2009-08-19T03:14:01Z <img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/helloheyohio/IMGP1807.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dear_idioms:63475 2009-08-19T03:10:18Z 2009-08-19T03:10:52Z i am such a lurker! i almost just posted the creepiest shit ever. so glad i just deleted all of it. <br /><br />i gotta go meet alex tucker for pizza. l8r